dietchola:
there was this girl at my school last year and she fucked literally every black guy at my school and people called her the night rider so she moved
(via pizza)
petparent:
Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
osamah:
*takes a hit of weed and develops a jamaican accent*
(via reblogmyselfie)
